The
pandemic has produced so many depressing artifacts: the mountain of masks, the
gallons of hand sanitizer, and the baton-length nasal swabs. But one of the
worst might be the Work From Home Office Playset by Fisher-Price. At first, the
thing was a much-needed parody. Then suddenly it was actually on the market,
including a wooden laptop and headset, fabric apps, and a simulacrum of a
disposable coffee cup.
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This joyless toy is
mentioned briefly in David Sax’s new book, “The Future Is Analog,” which claims
to be “a manifesto for a different kind of change,” but is in equal part a
moan-ifesto about the particular woes of quarantine for an upper-middle-class
parent of young children. “I spent most of the year on home-school duty,” he writes
about 2020: “manning our kids’ iPad and laptop, fixing printers and dropped
connections, dragging them outside for recess, and constantly slinging
quesadillas like a weary Oaxacan street vendor so my wife could get her work
done.”
Sax interviewed
almost 200 people for this project, but street vendors do not appear to be
among them, though there are an eye-crossing number of business consultants,
many of whom also have books to promote. Generous with his praise, Sax deems
various of these “delightful,” “wonderful”, or “fabulous.” I would call his new
one “OK,” “perfectly fine”, and “not a complete waste of your time.”
Whiter-collar than
the old commercials for Wisk detergent bingeable on YouTube, “The Future Is
Analog” is a sequel of sorts to the author’s 2016 hit “The Revenge of Analog,”
wherein he pawed through record bins, scribbled in Moleskine notebooks, and
played board games, making an excellent case for the value of offline
experience. (A little perversely, I read “The Revenge of Analog” in ebook form,
albeit checked out from the good old-fashioned
New York Public Library, and
agree — it is just not the same.)
“The Future Is
Analog” also makes an excellent case for the value of offline experience, but
unfortunately somewhat at its own expense. Hamstrung by lockdown, Sax, a
journalist and public speaker, had to resort to reporting by Zoom, which he
himself argues is a fast-food version of IRL. Famished for color, he clocks one
source’s guitar collection as if he were Room Rater and watches as another’s
child runs by in a
Harry Potter costume. Complaining about confinement at his
mother-in-law’s “luxury lakeside weekend home”, a six-bedroom with sauna and
hot tub, even as he acknowledges his good fortune, the author cannot help
sounding a little whiny. Arguing about “Caste,” by Isabel Wilkerson, with half
a dozen other “white men from privileged backgrounds” at a backyard book club
feels ever so slightly blinkered.
But Sax is no
George Jetson, reclining on a conveyor belt at the end of a hard day to receive
his pipe and slippers. “Give me a delivery person who says hello,” he all but
growls, “not a robot that rolls down the sidewalk with my lunch.” I hope he is
an excellent tipper.
The book is not
entirely without adventure: Sax shops for a wet suit at a local store in his
hometown, Toronto, noting the superiority of this personalized retail
experience to the Amazon clickathon; recalls a charming-sounding “forest
library” he once visited in Seoul (though betcha people check their phones
there).
He bakes challah
for his family, enjoying the “fold, push, spin, flip, thwhack, fold, push,
spin, flip, thwhack, fold, push, spin, flip, thwhack!” sensation of kneading.
The trouble is that
here in the fall of 2022, when most COVID-19 restrictions have been lifted, the
revelation that such simple activities warm a digitally chilled soul feels as
stale as our sourdough loaves. And some of Sax’s precepts, novel under our
shared duress, now seem obvious or under-interrogated. Theater is better in
person, certainly, and too much online shopping and scrolling can leave one
feeling hollow. Are digital conversations more “ephemeral” than physical ones,
as Sax contends? (“They disappear into the void.”) Or is it exactly the
opposite, that they can be screen-shotted or forwarded and come back to haunt
in ways never anticipated?
The freshest
exploration in “The Future Is Analog” is of the role of the office in human
society, an ongoing puzzle that urban planners, government tax authorities and
corporate managers are straining mightily to solve. This is interesting because
Sax has only ever worked in one for six weeks, quitting after the copier caught
fire. He cites a team at Ford who in three hours “crushed,” in the positive
sense, a design plan they’d been trying to lay out remotely for months — after
they got together in a boardroom and pinned up ideas on a wall. “What is an
office?” Sax asks, and maybe the answer is just a party, with Post-its.
And what is a book? “The Future Is Analog” might have been
better as that old-new phenomenon, a podcast. A brand extension writ antsy, it
also seems to have suffered from an automated spellchecker, referring to a show
in Sax’s “Netflix cue”; to a heckled standup comic who “expertly diffused the
situation”; and cold water “crushing my skull in a vice grip.” Analog this.
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